Saturday, March 23, 2013

Kid Quotes

I don't know about you, but my kid says some funny stuff.  Here are a few things he has recently said to me.  Keep in mind that he is 4 years old.

As we were discussion cage free chickens
Him "Did you know chickens can't play in the mud?"
Me  "Why not?
Him "Because their legs will come off because they will get stuck in the mud."

When the baby is trying to sit on him or with him, wherever
"Bubba, I need my space!  I just want 5 minutes of quiet time!"  (not sure where he got that one from! :))

I walked into the room and he was doing something he wasn't supposed to do
Me:  "Monkey, why are you doing that?"
Him: "Because that is how I roll"  (how can you be mad at that reasoning?)

He was 'helping' me cook dinner and we had finished what we were doing and he put his hands on his hips and said
"What's next Chef?"

Have any funny things your kids say?  I would love to hear them!

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